Lazy Fascist Press has released the paperback edition of Zombie Bake-Off by Stephen Graham Jones.

Description: It’s time for the annual Recipe Days bake-off in Lubbock, Texas. Soccer moms and grandmothers gather to show off their family recipes, learn new secrets for the perfect shortcake, and perhaps earn a chance to be on the famous cooking show, How Would You Cook It, Then?

When the bake-off is crashed by a federation of pro wrestlers – including American Badass, Jersey Devil Jill, Tiny Giant, The Village Person, Jonah the Whale, the Hellbillies, and the fan favorite Xombie – all hell is set to break loose. Your heart beats faster as you anticipate who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of the century: soccer moms or pro wrestlers. Anything can happen.

An infected batch of donuts has transformed most of the wrestlers into mindless brain-eaters and the doors of the convention center have been chained shut, leaving the survivors locked inside, forced to fend for themselves against the hungry dead.

“I grew up not just watching pro wrestling, but believing pro wrestling,” says Jones. “At some point, though, I also got dragged to a craft show in a coliseum. And there’ve always been zombies in my rearview mirror, and I never had birthday cakes, I always had donuts instead. Which is to say Zombie Bake-Off – how could I not have written it? Some stories are coming out one way or another.”

Possessing the intensity of a shotgun to the face, Zombie Bake-Off is a stripped-down masterpiece of blood and doughnuts from celebrated author Stephen Graham Jones.

Check out on Amazon: Zombie Bake-Off

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