Jack’s Jars
by William Morgan
Martha’s head, Sammy’s tongue, Percy’s balls (not that he ever needed them. Spineless twit), Petunia’s nose (she started it), Katrina’s eyes (so beautiful, so innocent, walked in at the wrong time. Sorry,darlin’), Malcolm’s brain (now he’s really brainless!), Jennifer’s feet (phew, girl,they hum!), Mildred’s liver (pickled a lot, weren’t you, my dear?).
Send me a letter will you?
Dear Mr Blanchley.blah,blah, neighborhood association…mow your lawn….paint your house….mend fence…and for pity’s sake, WEED your garden!
I look at all the jars sitting on my mantel
Ya, done me weeding haven’t I?
Heh.
