NotBob
by William Morgan
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“NotBob!”
“Ah, yes,…Fairyfolk?”
“Yes! Oh my God, you understand!”
“Replaced?”
“Yes! Bob’s gone, taken!”
” Where’s NotBob, now?”
” In his-my Bob’s study.”
“Good. Now kill it”
“I-I’m sorry, do what?”
” Kill it! Do it now! You have children?”
” Yes- I-I can’t-I mean…murder?”
“NotBob’s not human. It’s a monster.It’ll..do things to your kids”
“Oh my God! My Bob’s got a gun.”
“Perfect. Now kill it, kill it, KILL IT!”
“Yes,oh,…it’ll not hurt my kids! I’ll do it! ”
NotJudy, whose advances had been spurned by NotBob, erased the call
Humans are so gullible
