WELCOME TO THE CLUB
by Sheldon Woodbury
To all who have come, I implore you to stop reading this if you have any hope of clinging to your civilized ways. I can’t be more adamant, you must stop now. The words you’re reading contain a subliminal message that will unleash all the darkness that’s hidden inside you. I say this as a man who knows darkness very well. I offer this final warning if you fear you have something brutal to hide. But if you’re still reading these last few words, it’s already too late. So I’ll leave you with this. Welcome to my bloody club.