CLEANING UP MY LIFE

My boyfriend isn’t around anymore, which is fine with me.  He was a total creep, so I’m better off.  All he did all day was scream and yell like I was his personal slave.  Do this!  Do that!  Why don’t you clean this freakin’ place!  When I finally realized what a jerk he was, I decided to teach him a lesson about how to treat a lady.

Here’s the funny thing, if he was still around, he’d be really surprised how I’d cleaned all the blood off that crappy couch he loved so much.

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