CLEANING UP MY LIFE
My boyfriend isn’t around anymore, which is fine with me. He was a total creep, so I’m better off. All he did all day was scream and yell like I was his personal slave. Do this! Do that! Why don’t you clean this freakin’ place! When I finally realized what a jerk he was, I decided to teach him a lesson about how to treat a lady.
Here’s the funny thing, if he was still around, he’d be really surprised how I’d cleaned all the blood off that crappy couch he loved so much.